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A rabbi and a priest are playing golf. The rabbi misses a shot and
exclaims "G-d damn it, I missed!". The priest chides him "A man of
your profession shoulnd't be taking the Lord's name in vain". The rabbi
apologizes, but at the next hole he misses again and again exclaims
"G-d damn it, I missed!". The priest is really upset now, and the rabbi
apologizes again, saying "If I say that again, may a bolt of lightning
come down and strike me dead." Third hole, the rabbi makes the worst
shot yet and yells "G-d damn it, I missed!" Immediately, a bolt of
lightning comes down from the sky and hits the priest, whereupon a
thunderous voice is heard "G-d damn it, I missed!"