Change
Rabbis
Question: How many orthodox rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Change? ...
Zen Master
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to
a
hotdog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master,
who
pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my
change?" asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."