It is said that two things came out of Berkeley in the sixties: LSD and UNIX ...
Try these on a UNIX system:
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent% ar m God
ar: God does not exist% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent on the military, what would I have?
Too many ('s.% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.% sleep with me
bad character% got a light?
No match.% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.% %blow
%blow: No such job.% \(-
(-: Command not found.% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create% man sex
No manual entry for sex
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